chrispineofficial:

chrispineofficial:

chrispineofficial:

can people with harry potter urls just not fucking follow me

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the way i am losing followers over this. GOOD. bye

vaspider:

seananmcguire:

animentality:

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My mother asked why it looked like the apocalypse outside. So I showed her this map.

She’s very quiet now.

Yeah.

mossadspydolphin:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ceebee-eebee:

arrghigiveup:

fyeahegerton:

I’m a huge fan of yours
(requested by Anonymous)

For context: In that production of King Lear by the Royal Shakespeare Company, Sir Ian McKellen, playing the titular character in a scene where Lear has essentially gone round the bend, strips completely naked right there on stage. New York critic Michael Portantiere, noted in his review, “Special note for those who care about such things: In a brief nude scene, McKellen amply demonstrates the truth of Lear’s statement that he is ‘every inch a king’.”

#wow go ian mckellan #also a+ flirting there taron

The above scene is amazing but I also feel we need to take a moment to appreciate the fact that a respected theatre critic took time to mention in their review of this production of King Lear that Ian McKellen has a truly impressive penis

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@bucklikethedollar why would you hide poetry like this in the notes

jestergirlbosom:

akashicrecord:

Can I please see your balls I’m going through a lot right now

The king asking his jester to juggle for him after a long day

randarollstenchbun:

Boring people the second they see something a little creative,silly,experimental,or even just a little confussing: UHMM…⁉️ WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH 😂 WHAT WERE THEY SMOKING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭😭🤣😂😭😂

penandinkprincess:

it’s very funny to grow up and become the age you used to think adults were so old and wise at and realize that their inner monologue was ABSOLUTELY “shit shit shit shit shit shit” the whole time 

badgerpunk:

diabloindigo:

zackisontumblr:

were–ralph:

thickness-protection-program:

cptnzachsparrow:

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Give this a normal caption challenge

me (lactose intolerant) about to ruin my whole day

my stomach in kindergarten after eating an entire bottle of elmer’s glue

Hitting the Häagen-Dazs® white chocolate truffle after a shitty day at work

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